I feel the worst things in my soul.

Went to the strip club for my first time last night.

It was fun.

All I did was sit at a table with Cortney, Kayla, and Cortney's dad the entire night and watched the strippers.

But it was still fun, regardless of my eyes burning like crazy from the smoke.

Someone, please give me a job.

I need so much more of you in my life.